Who would have thought that advertising this event on KISS FM would lead to people barfing, brawling, and climbing on art? Now thats class. And who would have thought you'd could have an all you could drink event (hard alchohol at that)in the now signature building in the city? I was thinking of having a kegger/wop party there, but if people can't jump off the terrace...forget it. I hear the Guggenheim has two dedicated employees just for keg stands at their party rentals.
All sarcasm aside (yeah right) lets do some simple math equations.
- Milwaukeans + All you can drink = People are truely going to attempt to have 'll they can possibly drink until alchohol poisoning sets in.
- Amateur Drinker + 2 martinis = Boderline Drunk
- Amateur Drinker + 3+ martinis = "Dude I'm totally wasted"
- Any all you can drink function = stuff gets trashed
Now I have first hand experience dealing with one too many martini drinkers (make and female). I also have a suspicion as to the mindset of these party goers. If I am paying $30 for a ticket to this party I am going to get fair value for my money. This means that an average martini is lets say $10, that means people are going to purposely drink 3 of them and possible more for ROI purposes. Some people can easily handle that, many can not, especially in a short time frame. And it's an oh so quick spiral down from 'the time of your life' to 'praying to the porcelin god'. Now lets remember this is not at a restaurant or bar, but in a museum...wow.
